adult: so do you have a boyfriend then?
adult: i'm sure you're too good for any of them!
me: or you know it could be the small factor that i look like some kind of troll and am completely awkward in social situations and am wasting my teenage years on the internet
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
If you were a ticket company for concerts, who would be a good sponsor to consider? Like a brand or company.
grumpiest: idk i have no desire to read the hunger games or see the movie no desire whatsoever
ccolfer: why do people insist on making facebook statuses that say, “omg happy anniversary sweet little muffin boo boo babykins little ray of sunshine hot sexy mamacita lovebug baby cutie (: !!!!!” contrary to popular belief only 0.5% of your facebook friends list cares about your anniversary with your boyfriend/girlfriend/robot/hand like why did you feel the need to tell us that? was I...
I will never admit that I listen to Jesse McCartney on occasion.
seblesse: seblesse: screaming like a virgin in the living room at one in the morning is a perfectly normal activity idk what you’re talking about. i just realized how problematic this sentence is without the song title in italics.
dickstyles: when you have unlimited texting but only text two people
hello, it has come to my attention that some... →
ccolfer: hello, it has come to my attention that some people on this planet think it’s okay to wear a tanktop and shorts paired with winter ugg boots. many find this combination rather strange as you are confusing your seasons. are you lost? do you not understand that those are winter boots? meant for…
As if I didn’t feel awkward enough when talking to guys face to face, it has now transferred over to texting. Awesome. Wish me luck.